"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MYG OD
Yes, gather around children (wait not children if you are children then leave and go read some golden books this is not for you) for I am in my element when it comes to smutty oneshots (I think I answered something like this a few months back I can’t find it now whoops) (okay I found it and it only has like 4 things on it so here’s the new and improved version)(also aw you trust my judgement with smut <3)
- Something of a Note by BC Daily- lots of smutty goodness
- Ticklish by ***- I just; just read it that’s all
- And the World Turns Slower by scared of clouds- romantic smut
- Stay the Night by scared of clouds- more implied smut than actual smut; semi AU (got together after Hogwarts) 2-shot
- Happy Birthday Mr Potter by CokeBottleK- actual queen of smut writing she is
- Purely Business by Zayz- more implied smut than actual smut
- The Hallway with the Large Windows by Queen Nightengale- if there was one thing to show that smut could be beautiful, this is it.
- Hijacking by B.C. Daily
- The Mornings After by corny sloth- fluffy smut??
- Unnamed Birthday Smut by scared of clouds- who doesn’t love birthday smut
- Red Velvet Ribbon by CokeBottleK- festive Christmassy smut
- Coercion and Competition by B.C. Daily
- Question Time by fetchalgernon- AU where James and Lily are muggle politicians
- So Close by CokeBottleK- AU featuring Professor!James and Student!Lily
- Fucking Pirates by sunshinedaisieswindmills- I think the title explains it all, don’t you? Pirate AU
Also there’s a blog completely dedicated to jily smut so here you go
i see your wolf dog fetched a treebranch
i see your godfather fetched a broomstick.
Two kinds of people
sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen
"um yeah you’ve told us that before"